From arms dealer to king of war

The people in the audience were basically supporters of Big Mouth Tang. When Qiao Jia dragged Lahiri out to make fun of him, the audience suddenly became excited...

The huge cheers lasted for nearly three minutes. Qiao Jia tried to speak several times, but was interrupted by even louder cheers.

After Qiao Jia tried a few times, he simply stood in the spotlight and opened his hands to enjoy the applause and cheers.

When the applause died down, Qiao Jia patted the microphone again, then took out the speech and said, "I'm told here that when giving a speech like this, it's best to tell a few self-deprecating jokes.

In this way, people can't tell whether it is real black history or a joke. "

"Wow, hahaha..."

"Don't laugh, everything I say is true. The person who wrote the speech is really meticulous. He will even remind you how many seconds to pause or what expression to make at the end of the sentence...

Shit, this is the first time I know that American politicians can’t speak for themselves. Are they all Alzheimer’s? "

"Hahaha……"

Amidst the laughter of everyone, Qiao Jia turned to look at Big Mouth Tang and Ika, and said with a smile: "Man, I promise I'm not talking about you...

Ika, stop hiding it. I don’t think your father will read it according to the script honestly.

This guy is a natural speaker!

Some people say he is a liar, I don’t know, but I guess this guy will definitely not lie to me, after all, I am his best friend..."

Qiao Jia said it lightly, but Ika heard the threat in it. She pulled her father who was mumbling catfish mouth, worried that he would do something outrageous.

Outsiders didn't know it, but no one inside could have imagined that Boss Qiao would attack him like this.

This really makes no sense at all. He expressed his dissatisfaction in front of thousands of people without giving Big Mouth Tang any room for maneuver.

Looking at the big-mouthed Tang who is still staring at him, but his neck is no longer so stiff...

Qiao Jia waved to Monica, walked to the microphone stand, put the microphone on it, then took off his suit and put it in Monica's hand...

After kissing Monica on the lips, Qiao Jia heard the boos from the audience. He took off his tie and rolled up the cuffs of his shirt. He said with a smile: "I heard the boos. I know you are jealous." I.

But it doesn't matter, I have long been used to it. After all, not everyone can have such a perfect beauty, right? "

"Xu..."

Qiao Jia enjoyed Monica's hug and kiss amidst the boos. After watching her return to her seat, he looked at the audience and said seriously: "OK, where did we just talk?

Oh, let’s make a fool of myself…”

"Hahaha……"

"I guess some people will find it difficult for me to shame myself. After all, I am very handsome..."

"Xu..."

"I'm rich..."

"Xu..."

"I'm very good at fighting..."

"Xu..."

"I'm very respected..."

"Xu..."

"I have many girlfriends..."

"Hello..."

Faced with widespread boos, Qiao Jia spread his hands in grievance and said: "These are the stereotypes of me from the outside world. In fact...

These are all true! "

"Hahaha……"

Qiao Jia smiled and waved to a few guys who were whistling, and said: "There are still many people who say that I am a racist, a violent maniac, an executioner, a bastard...

Let me tell you, except for racial discrimination, the rest is true!

These are all excellent qualities that a military contracting company owner should possess...

After all, you can't expect a bunch of life-loving boys and girls to go to war with terrorists.

We can't expect a bunch of idiots who like to put battle plans on their personal web pages to protect your safety, right?

What did Lahiri say?

Do you want to know our battle plan?

Go to my personal page to have a look...

Do you want to know the movements of the US military?

Go to my personal page to have a look...

Do you want to know our plans against terrorists..."

Qiao Jia picked up the microphone and pointed to the audience...

The people in the audience shouted in unison: "Go and have a look at my personal website, hahaha..."

Qiao Jia shrugged his shoulders, spread his hands and said, "There is a reason why I could live to the year before last, right?

To be honest, American soldiers are really strong. After all, they have survived in this environment with a monthly salary of 3,000 yuan, and they have not collapsed yet..."

"Hahahahaha..."

Big Mouth Tang watched Qiao Jia face off in front of many media and audiences, insulting Lahiri and even insinuating the black brother. He felt a little relieved...

However, how could Qiao Jia let Big Mouth Tang get his wish? After the audience calmed down for a while, he said with a smile: "Behind me are a group of New York elites. It is really great to be able to gather with so many people." matter.

I like to make friends, so I get along easily with everyone.

However, this may be a bit difficult for Big Mouth Tang, because it is estimated that only half of the people support him. After all, not everyone can tolerate a Big Mouth pointing fingers all day long.

Maybe a few slipped away along the way, and he couldn't even keep half of them..."

Most people heard that Qiao Jia was teasing Big Mouth Tang about his election, but the core members of Big Mouth Tang heard a naked threat.

This is a warning to Big Mouth Tang that you only have the support of half of the people now. If you force us to leave, you won't even get half.

Qiao Jia pretended not to see Tang Zui Tang, who was pouting and looking serious. He waved to Ika who covered his mouth with his hands and his eyes were pleading, and said with a smile: "Hey, Ika, I heard that you are married. …

Oh, this is such a pity. I was still discussing it with my friends on the plane. I didn’t know which bastard could marry such a perfect wife?

I have been doing psychological construction when I came here. I want to get to know your husband, and then we can prove to the outside world that beautiful men should treat each other politely...

But I was wrong...

Seeing your smiling face, a strong feeling of jealousy arose in my heart. After this is over, I want to get to know him and then beat his face to pieces.

I bet many men in the audience think so too, God will definitely forgive me! "

If he was just panicked before, Ika is panicked now...

She has a very good relationship with Monica, and Monica told her that Jared had an illegitimate child and a mistress.

This girl has learned about Boss Qiao's resume from many angles, and knows how unscrupulous this guy can be when he goes crazy...

Looking back at Jared, who was standing under the backdrop and didn't know what was going on, Ika covered his face in pain to avoid being caught by the camera and the audience.

"Dad, do you still think your business methods are useful to jackals?"

Big Mouth Tang heard his daughter's words, he covered his mouth and turned his head and said: "Ika, tell me the truth, you really have nothing to do with this guy?

This guy is a natural speaker.

Tom Reed can tolerate his daughter being abandoned by jackals, and I think I can tolerate it if you make a mistake..."

Ika looked at his father......

Qiao Jia didn't know about the interaction between Big Mouth Tang and Ika. He thought of hammering Big Mouth Tang and help him get back Lahiri. He smiled and said: "Did you see those people behind me? ?

These are New York's celebrities and business elites, and it's not easy for ordinary people to summon them to a party.

And I discovered a magical phenomenon today. This may be the only time in history that an American politician convened so many business elites to sit down for talks without charging money..."

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Qiaojia said in the midst of bursts of laughter: "I'm not kidding, if you don't believe it, look at Lahiri, or ask the business elites, the price of getting Lahiri to pay is much more expensive than the legal fees.

Because she always makes people satisfied! "

It is politically correct for the United States to ridicule celebrities...

However, this time Qiao Jia's joke was a little too much. The audience was still laughing, but the stage became quiet.

Qiao Jia didn't care what the people behind him thought. He looked at the camera crews pointing at several TV stations and said with a smile: "You must think I hate Lahiri, right?

On the contrary, I love her very much...

Without her sleeping on the job, I wouldn't have gotten to know Ambassador Steven.

She left Steven in Libya to train, and I happened to be nearby, so we trained together for more than half a year.

I can honestly say that I have indeed become stronger!

Steven is a good friend. Regardless of his own safety, he will stay in Libya to help me rebuild Tobruk and insist on completing the experience set by Lahiri.

Then you all saw the result, we won!

There are rumors that Lahiri wants to kill Steven. I think that is wrong. I think Lahiri is cultivating the best Secretary of State for the United States.

The United States spent more than two trillion dollars in Iraq...

After spending so much money and raising so many people, no one there likes you.

Take a look at what Steven has accomplished in the Middle East in the past year...

I don’t remember how many years we have been fighting in the Iraq War, but I am sure that the results achieved in the past few years are not as much as what Steven achieved in one year.

At least you are getting off the plane in Iraq with an American passport. Only if you are unlucky will someone want to chop off your head, and you still have a chance to be rescued before being hacked to death.

You have to thank Steven for this, and of course me..."

Qiao Jia deliberately waited for the people in the audience to digest his words, and then continued: "I love Lahiri very much...

Because she personally gave me the contract for Syria, and then told me when I was fighting hard that I must not forget compassion.

She told me that it was wrong for a person to be so cruel and that I should face terrorists with a humanitarian attitude.

Then you all saw the result. I placed myself in the center of the enemy, and carefully kept the corpses of the terrorists, placing them waiting for their companions to collect them.

I even wrote 'I'm sorry' on every body bag.

Then I won!

It’s Lahiri’s fault for inspiring my potential and showing me that it’s possible to survive despite death.

So we won, I held off the Isis terrorists and then took out the dirty bomb.

This is all the fault of those big shots..."

Qiao Jia's words caused a lot of boos in the audience. The boos were not directed at him, but at the big shots who might be watching the speech on TV or the Internet...

Boss Qiao is fighting a live broadcast war. When everything is over, even a fool can figure out the cause and effect.

The most powerful country on earth has been led by a group of Isis terrorists for more than half a year. In the end, it actually asked a private company to shed blood, sacrifice, and solve the problem...

That only shows that those in power now are fools, because they have a good hand but are looking for foreign aid to win.

Qiao Jia looked at the people in the audience who were gradually mobilized and gathered together. He smiled and said: "Really, I love Lahiri very much because she is a wise person...

She told me that you can't be a racist and you have to be respectful to black people.

I listened, and then I built a small town in Central Africa, the poorest place in the world.

You must not believe it. In response to Ms. Lahiri’s wisdom, I purchased an iron mine there, installed the equipment, and hired local people to mine it at a high salary.

I've been losing fucking money, and a lot of it!

Oh, and I roped in Ms. Gemma Alexander, who built a hospital there.

Then I told the people in Sangha Town, don’t worry, in my territory, medical treatment is free..."

Qiao Jia’s sarcastic words caused a lot of cheers and noises in the audience. Qiao Jia gave a thumbs up to a few buddies who were particularly supportive and said with a smile: “Can I prove that I am not a racist?

I'm not sure, because in the eyes of some people, black people in Afika are different from black people in America.

I don’t know what’s going on in this world. Some people are labeled as ‘misogynists’, ‘racists’ and ‘swearers’ just because they don’t like the media. "

As Qiao Jia looked at the numerous media in the audience, he smiled and said: "Yes, I am talking about Big Mouth Tang, he has been treated unfairly by you.

He also has many advantages that you haven’t mentioned, such as honesty, humility, gentle personality...

Oh, I can’t make it up anymore…”

As he spoke, Qiao Jia looked back at Tang Zui Tang, who had no smile on his face, and said, "You didn't say what I said, right?

So I guess the other ones don't exist. Even if they do exist, I think you are targeting a specific group of people.

Thank me quickly...

This is the affirmation from a staunch feminist, a protector of women in the Middle East, a defender of democracy and freedom, a deliverer of security in war zones, and a jackal!

Come on! say thank you!

I feel like we are twins now...

My telepathy tells me that you can definitely lead American citizens through the complex crossroads of democracy and find the right path!

Say thank you to me quickly..."